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ALL`S FAT WOMEN SAYINGS"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe for the next few years!" "A skinny woman with a hooked nose olive-oils into the shoe store and says "I want something to make me look sexy". I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in and stands next to you!!"." "A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says "I want something I can feel comfortable in." so I said "Try Wyoming!"." "Then this woman comes in who doesn't speak English. She points at the shoes, I point at the door. She points at the sky and then knees me in the nay-nays!" "Let me explain. It’s just like an elevator. There’s a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes..." "A customer walks into the shoestore today. A tall willowy brunette. She sits down and asks to try on a pair of size 12 pumps. So I sit down there, doing my business and I notice she's wearing a garter belt whick I like. All the time she'd smiling at me. Suddenly she uncrosses her legs like in Basic Instinct..... It was a guy!!!" "A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her." "A woman comes into the shoestore today, so huge she's protected by GreenPeace. She asked for a pair of sixe 4 so I asked if she'd eat them here or take them home. Then she has the nerver to complain about my performnce!" "A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoot! From the front I look human!"." “A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world’s largest, ugliest tree!” A little kid and his mum are in the store. The kid says "I want a balloon" and Al replies (looking at the fat mother) "You've already got one!". "Then a woman comes into the store, with a crocked nose and asked for something that will make her pretty. I told her that it will take a long time until someone that ugly to come and stand near her" "Women, you can’t live with them …. The end!"

Some thoughts that I had recently...

What's wrong with the world?
Where did the happiness and the trust go?
Why is everything so evil and dark?

DTA is what I believe in, at least that's what I'm trying to believe in.
DTA means Don't Trust Anybody.

It isn't easy , because I'd be lying if I said that everyone are bad.
I have friends
I have lots of friends!
They are the reason I want to wake up in the morning and deal with another day.

But there are those bad people, they are all around and their impact is much more significant then the impact of the good people.
Because good people make you smile, they make you feel good but in a short while you forget about it.
However, when bad people make you feel bad, you remember that and it's something that is very hard to forget. Because when you get hurt, you remember it a lot better then if you were happy.

I've been hurt lately, by someone I consider very close.
I won't forget it, I'm sure of it.
But I will get on with my life.

I know that I'll never say it to their faces, but I sure would like to tell them to go to hell, to get a life and to leave me alone.
But it won't happen , because that's not the kind of person I am.
I carry it all within me and I'm getting along just fine.

Eventually, everything will be back to normal and hopefully it'll stay like that.

May we have a great week.


Itamar.